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“Teacher’s Lounge”

Synopsis: Nelson High School is the last place any student teacher wants to be assigned to. The students are obnoxious. The Principal (Jessica Walter) never leaves her office without her bedazzled megaphone and is usually, for lack of a better word, drunk. The teachers who show up don’t take the job seriously, and there is barely enough money to pay for basic supplies, and, most importantly, their salaries. When Ben (Ryan Gosling), Charlie (Aaron Paul), and Connie (Mindy Kaling) are told that they have to spend their first semester student teaching at Nelson, “excited” isn’t exactly the first emotion they end up feeling.

Things quickly go from bad to entertainingly awful once these three friends are paired up with their respective teachers: Connie is paired with Ms. York (Leslie Mann), an erratic, impulsive woman who teaches AP History. Charlie gets to work with Mr. Evans (Eric Stonestreet), the Varsity Football Coach who got stuck teaching Calculus—the only subject he never understood in high school. Ben is stuck with Ms. Norton (Jane Lynch), the English teacher who is more obsessed with her kindle than keeping up her grade book…and everything else.

Will Ben, Charlie and Connie survive their first semester student teaching at Nelson High? Or will the craziness that is, well, the entire school basically, drive them all to pursuing another profession?
Tune in on Wednesday, January 4 for the season premiere on ABC to find out!

I am CRUSHED this isn’t going to be a real show. That cast is perfect. Plz pitch to ABC/NBC/ANY channel!!

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TOP 5 JIM PRANKS ON DWIGHT (no particular order) → humongous id badge (bonus)

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karynchaotic:

this is a photo taken by my sister’s roommate of my sister’s boyfriend sleeping with my sister’s talking bacon plushie while my sister is in georgia.

Hot Carl!

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HAPPY LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL AND TRANSGENDER MONTH!

Wikipedia says:

Gay and Lesbian Pride Month is celebrated each year for the month of June. The last Sunday in June is celebrated as Gay Pride Day. On June 2, 2000, President Bill Clinton declared June “Gay & Lesbian Pride Month”.^[1] In 2009^[2], 2010^[3], and 2011^[4] U.S. President Barack Obama declared June to be Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month, stating, “I call upon all Americans to observe this month by fighting prejudice and discrimination in their own lives and everywhere it exists.” The month was chosen to commemorate the 1969 Stonewall riots in Greenwich Village that sparked the modern LGBT liberation movement in the United States.

This month is meant to recognize the impact gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and intersex people have had on the world. GLBT groups celebrate with pride parades, picnics, parties, memorials for those lost from hate crimes , and other group gathering events that attract thousands upon thousands of individuals. InterPride, the International Association of Pride Organizers, was founded in 1982 and has grown to encompass pride events around the world throughout the year. Although June remains the primary month for pride events the annual calendar shows events in most months.

LETS SEE IF WE CAN GET THIS UP TO 100,000 BY THE END OF JUNE.

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Oh! There’s a little smile. I’m just gonna have to pull it all the way out. Are you ready? Here it comes. Oh! It’s a fighter. Andy, help, grab me around the waist. Ellie, I need an eye roll. And heave!

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Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist” (via loveyourchaos)

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elesheva:

“Meet the fabulously dysfunctional Gallagher family. Dad’s a drunk, Mom split long ago, eldest daughter Fiona tries to hold the family together. Eldest son Philip (Lip) trades his physics tutoring skills for sexual favors from neighborhood girls. Middle son Ian is gay. Youngest daughter Debbie is stealing money from her UNICEF collection. Ten-year-old Carl is a budding sociopath and an arsonist, and toddler Liam is - well, he might actually be black, but nobody has a clue how”

This is a Shameless (US) post because I realized while watching the finale that I STAN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHOW. Seriously, every character is so interesting and endearing and layered, which you rarely find on a show with such a large ensemble cast. The storylines are always entertaining, the acting is wonderful, and it’s set/genuinely filmed in Chicago. What else? Uhhh, (some gay, illicit, technically illegal) sex, Alex Borstein as an overworked lawyer, agoraphobia, that guy who peed himself on Mad Men, polygamy, William H. Macy. ESSENTIALLY, EVERYONE SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS. HERE, I AM PROVIDING CONVENIENT DOWNLOAD LINKS:

(hxxp —> http, most files are ~550 mb, join the pilot with hjsplit, let me know if any of the links aren’t working!)

1.01 Pilot Part One/Part Two
1.02 Frank the Plank 
1.03 Aunt Ginger
1.04 Casey Casden
1.05 Three Boys
1.06 Killer Carl
1.07 Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father
1.08 It’s Time To Kill The Turtle
1.09 But At Last Came A Knock
1.10 Nana Gallagher Had An Affair
1.11 Daddyz Girl
1.12 Father Frank, Full Of Grace

Go go go go go, watch this show, and then return to let me know how long it took you to fall in love with every single character. I give it two episodes, except for Lip, who you should love immediately, because no teenage girl (or anyone else, I imagine) can resist that.

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